If I see one mo man with his pants round his ankle walking like he gotta boo boo I'mma trip his butt!!!I don't need nor do I want to see your drawers.Boxer dingy and got the nerve to be grinin in my face!"Hey ma whut's up?" "Your pant's should be!!"I'm not sure about the other women in America,but I don't want a man approaching me like that.You go to skinnin and grinnin in his face,he thinks that mess is welcomed!!I just wanna know why you taking all the clothes from the big and tall section just to look like a fool?Where is Homey the Clown when you need him?
The ladies ain off the hook either.If you have to hold on to your dress when you walk,it's too short.If Christmas is coming early,then you need to wrap that present back up.We all like to throw a lil cleavage out there,but you got city then tittie then you need to pull them babies down.Go invest in a good bra.Stop buying them dollar store bra's.You be walking and the back strap be up to your neck and your girls be sitting in your lap.
Since this is becoming more and more of an epidemic here are some clues that your clothes don't fit:
1.If you raise you ands over your head and your gut and rolls fall out.....You need a bigger shirt
2.If you bend over and all your presents fall out...you need a longer skirt.
3.If you gotta walk with one hand holding your pants and your legs gapped,pull up your darn pants and put a belt on!!!
4.If I can see all ya bness,you need a bigger size or you gon break out with something!!
I would also like for you to stop switching sizes.If your top and bottom are not the same,buy separates or buy the set and get it altered.Stop messing up the set!!!Nothing urkes me more than to fined a smedium with a extra large,Whut da Hale!!!!
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