Friday, December 10, 2010

That's all?!?!?!

Ladies don't you hate when you meet a guy,you all start off as friends cause he got a girl,you got a man,or its never been the right time to pursue anything on a deeper level and when you finally hook up his shyt go south?!

 I remember this guy,we used to flirt and what have you and one night we finally gave into the chemistry.Well his soldier failed to salute his superior officer cause it was limp as a noodle!um you need to go in the bathroom and talk to ya man.I mean it is only so much rubbing and finger poling I can take before I am physically turned off!
"This has never happened before".Well if you dont hurry up,it will never happen again with me anyway!He gave him a pep talk and finally action..........Is this nikka breathing fast?Wait a minute is he gripping?.......Why is sweat dripping on my forehead?...This mutha sucka done..............I know he ain tryin to hold me..........Um scuse me you done? Naw I can go all night.Well if your sequel anything like the prequel Im straight!Lemme go wash my azz and get gone,whats wrong Boo? Uh uh we are not on Boo status with that weak azz water you just poured.I mean I get it you was excited but dayum That's All?!?!?!?

I'm Juz Sayin
Divalicious

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