Whut Da Hale!!!

Every Friday I will do a week end review of stuff that just makes you say: Whut Da Hale!!

Ok so today Tiger Woods is going to break his silence and give a scripted statement.Well the folks over at Golf Magazine are pissy cause they can't ask questions.Um I got that memo without my invitation to go to the press conference so how come they didn't?I mean really people,he dont owe no one an apology but God and Elin.

Next on the list,Amy Bishop goes to work,kills some co workers,then says,"I did'nt kill anyone,their went home".Say whut!!This chick killed her brother and was trying to bump off her college professor.All cause they made her mad.I would hate to see what happens if you step on her foot by mistake.She round here bragging on having an IQ of 180 yet she trying to say she was insane.Send her here to Florida,we got a special "chair" for the insane.It's been around for years.Us Floridians like to call it "Ole Sparky".

How you gonna get mad at the IRS and fly your plane into the building.Um I thought when you wanted to fight back against injustice,you were supposed to be alive to have your voice heard.
Whut da hale you kill yourself for and leave behind a six page letter telling how you feel.Um ain nobody taking the time to read all that.They scaning for the intresting parts.

Finaly,ok I get Obama is going to be picked apart with a fine tooth comb,but some of the people holding the comb have no room to talk.Case in point,ole Dick Cheney.He sat his self up there and said"Obama is a one term president".Dick who you trying to convince me or you?I ain see you running nothing but your mouth.You had more days off as vice president then anyone I know.If your heart wasnt bothering you,you children was cuttin up,then you shot your friend and convinced him it was his fault.I'm still trying to figure that one out,and you got the nerve to make a prediction.How bout you put the comb down,your hair is fading just as fast as my dreams to win the Powerball!

Divalicious